I saw this book advertised in a magazine, the first few pages were printed for you to read. This looked like a really good childrens Christmas book, Santa loses his hat after delivering all the childrens presents and it falls into the sea and lands on an octopus' head. The book was in rhyme and I thought my 3 year old grandaughter would love this. Please be aware this is not suitable for children. It talks of Barry the wino, children with low grades who didnt excel in sports or good looks it, carrys on to say Santas a jerk and that Chris the octopus was octo-pissed. Im really glad I read it first! I took it back to my local Waterstones and they gave me a refund.