Water

My name is Nathaniel Water and I want this to be the best novel you have ever read because it is about me and I am the most interesting person I have ever met...Nathaniel Water is a young British artist. While his career is burgeoning his love life is descending into ever-deepening despair. Easily bored, he proposes marriage to his beautiful Slovak girlfriend, Jelena, with whom he fights constantly. But they are soon forced to go their separate ways. He then returns to London where he meets Harriet, Jelena's antithesis, and marries her instead. But that is not the end of it. Both women become pregnant at different stages, he leaves each of them at least once, and deserts both when they most need him. This wryly comic tale reveals the dangers of celebrity combined with chronic ennui, which leads to alienation from friends and family.