Musical Wit: Quips and Quotes for Music Lovers

'I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.'

Elvis Presley

'Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail.'

Luciano Pavarotti

Whether you're a regular Rolling Stone or bananas about Beethoven, this cacophony of quips and quotes will have your ears ringing with laughter. Perfect for when you've hit too many bum notes and need a little harmony.