Lust At First Swipe: 150 amorous aphorisms to enrich your night

After three fruitful decades of wordplay, Robert Eddison has created over 40,000 original one-liners. Here, in Volume Three of his aphorism series, Robert Eddison has collated his thoughts on the oldest of emotions - love! Published in time for Valentine's Day 2022, here are 200 original thoughts on a subject that has captivated poets, writers and artists for millennia. Feverish, sweet, wonderful, maddening - Robert takes us through love's many faces with this unique treasury of wordplay.

* Many a love triangle ends in a vicious circle
* Evergreen love often grows from the fertile soil of friendship
* In hate's desert, love makes the best oasis
* Love rekindles lust's dying embers
* Love's shock absorber blissfully cushions Life's bumps
* Oh, to be swept off our feet by the rising tide of lust!
* Love's fierce sun is too often clouded by self-doubt
* Hearts, like the dawn, break silently
* The man who can say 'thank you', 'sorry' and 'I love you' has the world at his feet