Jack from Earth

Jack has always known there was something not quite right

about his parents: they move him every year, never seem to sleep,

and what is that beeping from the attic?

But when Jack goes to investigate the beeping and accidentally sets

off an inter-galactic distress signal, things get CRAZY quickly.

Turns out that every baddie and bounty hunter in the galaxy thinks

HE'S an interstellar super thief.

Can Jack convince everyone who's out for him that he's NOT who

he says he is? And can he do so in time to get home for tea?