Does a Bulldozer Have a Butt?

Does a scarecrow have a butt?

Yep, you stuff him with a straw one.

And does a crayon have a butt?

Nope, but it can surely draw one.

This silly, funny, clever book will be the most quoted text in all of elementary school.

Over the course of a long walk across a city, one curious kid needs to know: "Does it have a butt?" Everything from sheep to ghosts to dinosaurs is subjected to this all-important question, and Dad is a never-ending source of answers. On a laugh-out-loud father-child ramble, we come to see that every butt, from a bullfrog's to a zombie's, has its own distinctive, and distinctively hilarious, quality.