Crazy Classrooms

It was frantic at the front and chaos at the back

Madness rules in the middle of the pack

Anarchy and mayhem, everybody daft

On our school photograph

Pens are in ears, pencils up noses

Nobody is sitting in serious poses

If you think the kids look bad - you should see the staff

In our school photograph

Friends and bullies, first day and last day, school dinners and dinner ladies, playtime and staffroom stowaways, not forgetting the GIANT supply teacher... This book is all about YOUR school, so open the door and enter the Crazy Classrooms!

Fifty fantastic poems about school from one of the UK' s top performance poets.