Cleverest Comebacks Ever

From "Class Classics" to "Questionable Behavior," this collection of snappy, wisecracking comebacks - written by the strong-selling authors of "It's Not My Fault Because..." - is every smart-aleck's dream book. After all, it provides excuses for every sticky situation such as: forget something for Show and Tell?; Say hello to my cousin the Invisible Man; didn't do your homework? Sorry, it's a paper about ESP - you'll have to read my mind; and is a friend demanding to know why you didn't laugh at his joke? Tell him it's because I haven't heard one yet. Mischievous kids will marvel at their new-found wit.