Butt Out!: A Quitter's Little Instruction Book

This title presents ten absolutely irrefutable reasons to quit smoking: You will become rich; You will no longer stink; You will be more attractive to the opposite sex (or same sex, whatever); There is nothing more satisfying than feeling smug and who is more smug than a reformed smoker? You will be able to pass through customs without the help of snide customs officials ripping through your luggage; You will be able to scoff at your workmates as they routinely freeze outside the office every two hours for a ten-minute hit of nicotine; You will be able to say 'No, I don't have a spare fag,' with utmost pleasure - everyone knows there's no such thing as a spare fag; You will be seated at the best tables in restaurants; You will have an excuse to go to the gym due to post-smoking weight gain; and, You'll have more money to spend on beer; the drug of choice for people who like to feel better about themselves.